you are the only one wearing sunglasses in November in the winter sun ....
everyone else in the place is wearing some sort of shade of green!!!!! just not in my colour palette!
not seen anyone wearing a Barbour yet...but will report as soon as I have -
you do not drive any sort of 4 x 4 and by God you never will - please feel free to shoot me if we ever get one! I know I said that about a Volvo, but we have a Saab not a Volvo!
you expect the takeaways not to deliver and when they say they do you simply do not believe them and chase off in the dead of night after defrosting the car to collect the ( very acceptable as it happens ) take away curry ....
you have never really noticed people looking at you and your daughter in London and then in one fell swoop in one country pub , one lunchtime a table next to you suddenly starts talking about the one child policy in China in such loud voices ...and then you are in the loo and someone walks in telling her child that ' that little girl is a lovely China Doll' and when you come out of the cubicle she then tells you that your daughter is a lovely China Doll too....!
Oh well we have arrived! bienvenue a la campagne!!!
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Steady on the Volvo comments, we have one, so do Oli & Noni, Ali & Roddy, David & Sarina, and Hugh & Suzy, it's only a matter of time and they come free with a labrador!
Sorry Lou, Hugo is George... long story!
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